Square One: ^ Insert a catchy title about shoes here ^

I was/should be writing my grocery-shopping list but then thought, "What is more important than feeding my family?"

So I am blogging instead.

Priorities, yo.

And for today's topic we will be discussing shoes.

And more specifically: the thrifted variety.

Because I have been having amazing luck the last few months buying other peoples used shoes.

Also my life really isn't all that exciting and I generally don't have much to talk about.

So let's commence with a fashion show.

Because I took my shoes outside and took pictures of them to ... umm ... practice my photography skills. Yeah, that is what I was doing.
Practicing.

I am lame.
Also I don't just slide my little tootsies into these shoes and start prancing around.
Who knows where they have been.
Barf.
So I do several things:
1) When in doubt, freeze them out. (So easy to remember because it rhymes. Word.)
Seriously, just throw them in the freezer.
My dad has opened many a freezer only to find pillows, hats, jackets, pinkie fingers (j/k).
All those grody germs will DIE — it's science.
2) Wipe down with a disinfectant wipe or a cloth with bleach on it.
3) Put them on and begin prancing.
So now, for realies, here are my lovelies that I ~~kiss goodnight~~ wear when I actually shower and get ready.
Oh and p.s. I did not pay over $7 for any of these.
Cha-ching!
And p.p.s Maybe you should consider thrifting more often, it is very fun and economical.
Wait, what am I saying? p.p.s.s DO NOT thrift more. I want to thrift everything good and you can go to the mall and pay full price.

^^ I wear these with knee socks kinda bunched. It is a very stylish combo. I think. ^^

^^ What outfit can you NOT wear these with.? It is a trick question. The answer is: no outfit. There does not exist a single outfit that you cannot wear with these amazing boots. ^^